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Mars Parker

Comedy writer | Comedian | Actor Twitter: @wheresmars #BRINGBUTT

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[Me, on my deathbed] Girlfriend: Is that what you're going to wear?

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Dead. All of them apparently.

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Adulthood is just getting excited to go home after a night out.

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Just a regular degular comedian from the 916

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This is her calm face.

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HOFDAY coming soon πŸ™Œ

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It's just part of the song baby, I don't even have a favorite word.

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Happy birthday to my brother, my partner in crime, my manager and just the grooviest white boy in Sac πŸ™Œ love you forever man let's keep being great bruv.

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Swipes right.

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Report @nekoswavey to the police immediately he killed me.

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Peace and chicken grease ✌🏾️ at Highwater

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Heading to Salty Saturday's like.... at Highwater

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"It's a simple fuckin yes or no Tiffany"

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And that's pretty much it. #TGIF

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On June 10th come watch me get killed at the Northern California premiere of "Capps Crossing" only 60 tickets left!!!!!!! (Tix link in bio) at Palladio 16 Cinemas

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Millennial love story

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HOF season is approaching, act accordingly.

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