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@citrus_pear

I have literally been running ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ since 7:45 am #callthewambulance But Iโ€™m going to look like a domestic diva when I pull these pork carnitas out of the crockpot tonight ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค

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@a.findingherway

The amount Iโ€™ve been sleeping lately is ridiculous. Thereโ€™s so many things I want to do during the day, but I apparently donโ€™t have the energy unless I sleep 12 hours like a teenager -_- Whachu doin body? Why you do this? I wanna go hiking and read my new books and do fun stuff >.< #callthewambulance

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@theshootersapprentice

I found a fricking Glock in my snickers bar! #notsafe #theyareeverywhere #needasafeplace #callthewambulance

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@mizzbrandidanielle

LoL Just Terrible 30s! Sometimes itโ€™s worse than terrible 2s! Sorry! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ3๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ #terrible30s #callthewambulance #sorrynotsorry #crankybutt #worsethanterribletwos #adultingishard

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@fegmin

These are the texts that @z13critter has to put up with. Real talk though... where the fuck is my emoji?? #enoughalready #givememyemoji #redheademoji #tricked #bamboozled #hoodwinked #myhusbandisasaint #redheadrage #firstworldproblems #callthewambulance

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@rusticmamasmarket

Still crying....simply awesome. Loved the movie, the music and girlfriend time. Gaga and Cooper....nuff said. ๐Ÿ˜ข #callthewambulance #gagarocks #astarisbornsoundtrack #cectheatres #kleenex

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@thepit702

If the kids are good in class sometimes weโ€™ll do fun stuff for them...even if they canโ€™t paint within the lines ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ. If your kids are good, come hangout with us at our Halloween Party 10/26. Weโ€™ll have a trunk or treat, decorations and loud scary music to see if we canโ€™t make at least 3 kids cry ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #pitpeewee #pitkids #callthewambulance

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@mattea.xoxo

It NEVER fails. One of them starts pouting because Snapchat will only put the filters on two people at a time. Tisk tisk. #twinmomproblems #twinmomhumor #snapchatsawitfirst #identicaltwins #twins #myminis #inlove #iloveyou #pouting #callthewambulance #snapchatfilters at Uvalde, Texas

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@christinahoppe

Well, today was 50 degrees and rainy, and my car failed inspection. HELLOOOOO, FALL!!๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ #imisssummerfood #especiallytomatoes #callthewambulance

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@nosightnolimits

When you accidentally dial 911 while running your final 6 minute-Pace interval. Divine intervention? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ But seriously. Did you know that if your phone falls off your armband and you clutch it for dear life while running fast and hold down the side button that it calls 911? And your emergency contacts? #themoreyouknow #rescuedbymyphone #callthewambulance #sufferfest #runnersofinstagram #triathlon #triathlete #rescueme at Magdalena Ecke Family YMCA

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@thosewefancy

Tragedy struck this morning. My most favouritest cake stand broke ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’จ so Iโ€™ll leave you with this gorgeousness while I pick up the pieces. ๐Ÿ˜ญ #callthewambulance

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@hayleyhenson

I think we can all A-GRIGRI that today, the arms are a bit sore and the simplest of simplest task feels like a major chore. . . . #callthewambulance #climbing #climbon #belayallday #bozoo #westvirginia #bw #oneoftheboys #getoutside #explore #rockjocks #myfirstfailedroute #keeplearning #captures #passion #dirtbag #dirtbagdiaries

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@strangebirdstudio

Sad Cat Dairy - Scout just climbed inside my husband's jacket that was on the sofa, she got stuck in the sleeve and then fell off the sofa to the floor while trapped like a stuff sausage. When we tried to get her out she start giving us indignant squeaks from inside the sleeve. . . #woundedego #sadcatdiary #callthewambulance #saddestcatintheworld #ishouldntlaugh #indignantcat

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@jaxxiepoo

When your work bestie leaves you #callthewambulance #workbestie

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@rocklikehalebop

This shoot was fun. I had to keep watching my back for some unsavory night stalkers ๐Ÿ™„ I may bring security next time. Any volunteers? #letsgokayaking #security #callthewambulance #solo #sofun #iliveforthis #whatdoyoulivefor #passion #photography #tempe #az #lake #tempetownlake #boat #bridge #nikon #sigma #yee #word #colors # at Tempe Beach Park

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@dirtydc74

Howโ€™s YOUR Tuesday? #wallowinginselfpity #sick #sickbruv #borednow #callthewambulance #waaaaaaaambulance #๐Ÿคง

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@cassandraemolloy

Mum Iโ€™m injured, you were right ๐Ÿ™ƒ #whyamililethis #callthewambulance #stillgoingpro #snowboardingqueen at Oatley Park

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@see_rachel_run

I worked in the yard last night and it looks great! My legs, however, do not. I have counted 6 bug bites so far. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ•ท ๐Ÿ•ท ๐Ÿ•ท ๐Ÿ•ท ๐Ÿ•ท #bugbites #bugbitesbite #biteme #itch #itchy #itchyknee #benadryl #benadrylplease #ouch #spiders #spiderfordays #spidernests #spiderbites #scratch #scratchandsniffle #callthewambulance #whine #wine #wait #whatwasisaying #tired #goodnight

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@str8evil

The shit talking we used to do!!! Lmaooooo Iโ€™m pretty sure I made dudes cry. Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ #codforlife #cod #modernwarfare #gamer @bilivegas @jstack11 @kbtat2 @tthomasesquire #str8evil #callthewambulance #waaaa #ctfu

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@jc_kohler

Going into #11months like wahhhhh ๐Ÿ˜ซ โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข #lastweek #forgottopost #callthewambulance #babymilestones #11monthsold #elevenmonthsold #teethingbaby #11๊ฐœ์›”์•„๊ธฐ #์šธ๋ณด #์•„๋“ค๋ฐ”๋ณด #์•„๋“ค์Šคํƒ€๊ทธ๋žจ #์„ธ์›”๋น ๋ฅด๋‹ค #๊ณงํ•œ์‚ด #ํ˜ผํ˜ˆ์•„๊ธฐ #์ธ์Šคํƒ€๋ฒ ์ด๋น„

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@xavii1202

When @vivis0516 doesnโ€™t give us our pacifiers! #callthewambulance

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@juanderwoomang

All of em except #2. Just realized I donโ€™t have any numbers memorized at all except for my momโ€™s landline number and work numbers. Canโ€™t wait to get my replacement phone! ๐Ÿ˜ญ #brokenphoneproblems #brokenphone #callthewambulance

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@vivaposhvegas

Yessssss. The whole crying over a flipping text message and acting like I should be so concerned that you โ€œwonโ€™t text me anymore since I donโ€™t careโ€ is really something a five year old would do. #growup #noonecares #callthewambulance Maybe donโ€™t act like a dick and disrespectful and inappropriate and Iโ€™d care ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

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@the.bery

ZZS JMK ๐Ÿš‘ at Hotel Vinice-Hnanice

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@caelenface

It's all fun and games and dancing on picnic tables until someone ends up in an ambulance for an injury sustained within a few hours of arriving. Thank you weak joints of mine and uneven surfaces at Curraghmore House. In the infancy of its first year, it's #ATN18 - 1, Caelen - nil. And big appreciation to Irish Red Cross for looking after me along with Geraldine, Nathalie, Laura, Emma and Ed for all their Florence Nightingale efforts/putting up with me the last couple of days. No broken bones to speak of thankfully, just treading gingerly for the next few days. #ATN18 #alltogethernow #callthewambulance #rolledankle #rockingthatsock at Curraghmore House

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@nillawaferr

Throwback to before filled eyebrows were necessity and I could still do my eyeliner on point. Also, I was a dick. #2011 #19 #throwback #callthewambulance

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@peanutwantstotri

Facebook has me in a funky mood today. It reminded me that 5 years ago tonight was the last time I saw my brother alive, at a BBQ for my Uncle's birthday. I used to be so close with my uncle & now family drama has us basically not speaking. 4 years ago today was when I got my first decent bike, my Giant, and I had a falling out with the friend who helped me find it, & he won't speak to me anymore either. ๐Ÿ˜’ Then I went & spilled an entire jar of soy sauce on my floor (& legs) getting Chinese food for my kid at 1030 in the morning. ๐Ÿ˜ต Can I go back to bed & stay there until tomorrow?!?! . #callthewambulance #badmood #imsadnow #canisleepuntiltomorrow

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@jjdoeslife

@amandaroseknows another use for the #piggyspatula โ€”weighting your #tea bag for proper #steeping! Spoons get too hot! #teatime #teabag #insertdirtyjokehere #isaidinsert #mint #minttea #upsetstomach #mytummyhurts #wah #callthewambulance #hottea

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@bella.and.montana

Day 2 of feet being wrapped (so he doesnโ€™t lick them!) โ€œThis is not my good angle, mom!โ€ Montana is being wrapped up to his knee (or hock) because the little pink anklet wraps were instantly ripped off so adhesive cling wrap it is! This little fighter still has his personality, thankfully. Went outside & barrel rolled a total of 18 times in 10 minutes. Heโ€™s not used to having things on his feet so he slides and wipes out quite a bit. Just a couple more days of healing & all should be back to normal. They are taken off at night so the wounds can โ€œbreatheโ€. To help taking his wild man edge off, momma has been giving him regular dosages of @treatibles so he remains calm & mellows down from the normal running man routine ๐Ÿƒ This brings us to his bff Jasper. No play has been able to happen since Sunday which has him very mopey but soon buddy, momma promises! #getwellsoon #outranmypaws #gimpy #callthewambulance ๐Ÿš‘ #bellaandmontanatakeontheworld #pitbulls #pitsofig #pitsofinsta #pitsofinstagram #pitbullsofinsta #pitbullsofinstagram #pitbullsofig #pitbulladvocate #pitbullsoninstagram #rhodeisland #dontbullymybreed #endbsl #adoptdontshop #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #dogstagram #pitbullrescue #rescuepits #rhodeislanddogs at Rhode Island

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@grassfedman

I imagine others have blocked me also, but I only find out if I go look for someones' content. Free speech includes speech you do not like. If I had abused or ridiculed the people in question I could see the point of blocking me. I wish those people all the best and hope they are successful in their endeavours. . . . #freespeech #openmindedness #tolerance #dontbeagrub #guesswho #notavegan #growthefuckup #humorless #fragileegos #callthewambulance #idontcare #preciouspeople

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@kelsy_bbg

Hi, my name is Kelsy and I just ate my second party pizza this week... ๐Ÿ™Š Life has been hardddd lately *cue the whining*. My AC broke which is perfect timing with this heat (sarcasm), I'm 2 weeks behind on half marathon training because I literally cannot run in 100ยฐ weather, job hunting is becoming the bane of my existence, and I haven't washed my hair since Friday (ok that one's my own fault #dirtybird ). Yesterday was such a bad day, I cried at everything (pray for bae ๐Ÿ˜‚). Guys, I even started crying watching reruns of Kanye proposing to Kim ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Lord help me. BUT TODAY I really tried focusing on at least one positive thing. SO GUESS WHAT. A gym opened up near me where you workout WITH YOUR DOG. YOU TAKE YOUR DOG TO THE GYM. And if you think I signed up for a class, ya damn right! โœŒ๐Ÿถ So if you're like me and nothing is going your way lately, we're in the same boat and it's an ok boat to be in cuz we have pizza and puppies and things can't stay bad forever ๐Ÿ’œ #runonsentence #englishteacherscringingeverywhere

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@shockmansion

That face you make when some dick head is butt hurt about a post or comment you make on the gram. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #callthewambulance #shockmansion #randomradness

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@kingxkaycee

WAH WAH WAHHH, u wish I was ya baby๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜› #surveysaysyounotevenclose #callthewambulance at Brooklyn, New York

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@thruthelensdurango

Tia Kati pointing at her own baby portrait. Isn't it actually so adorable when little ones have a mini meltdown? Or is it just me? #blackandwhite #oldfamilyphotos #callthewambulance #oldtimephotos #thruthelens at Austin, Texas

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@aimeedyane

Sometimes riding your bike feels a little bit like this. #relatable #ndwilder #indiemakesfaces #mtbkids #sometimesfunhurts #callthewambulance

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@dani.metcalfe

Sending is overrated. I'm much better at flailing and blaming it on the rain! At least some of grassi stayed dry today! #climbing #climblikeagirl #thesefeetarewet #bowvalleyclimbing #thisisactualmud #callthewambulance

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@tiny_dog_big_bark

Really, itโ€™s a bit much. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ quit swimming in your food bowl and Iโ€™ll quit bathing you!! #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #dog #dogsofinstagram #instadog #complaining #papillon #adoptdontshop #rescuedog #bathtime #rescuedogsofinstagram #pspca #wambulance #callthewambulance #singitsister

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@badmoodrosa

This felt heavy ๐Ÿ˜… My hands hurt โ—๏ธThatโ€™s what I get for taking a self-imposed break. Onward!!! #callthewambulance #๐Ÿš‘ #sexydeadliftface at Threshold Headquarters

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@a_rozaayyy

2, 3, 2 @ 260 conventional because not every day is a good day ๐Ÿ˜กโ˜น๐Ÿ’€ #girlswhopowerlift #powerlifting #deadlift #justinsbuttprogram #callthewambulance #weaklittleshits at Boynton Barbell Center

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@trit31

The Black Bears game was fun for an hour or so... ๐Ÿ˜‘ Then it was apparently bedtime:30 (as we call it in our house). Thankfully this beautiful sunset made up for the screaming and crying. ๐Ÿ˜ #neatokids #mommasbabies #werenutsotonight #sweetsiecola #tuckybaby #isamae #adventureswithisaandtucky #callthewambulance at Cowlitz Black Bears Baseball

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@fitlovejourney

Is this real life?? Ugh happy freakn Satutday ๐Ÿ˜ โœŒ๐Ÿ“ซ #callthewambulance

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@holybaltus

I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™ve been doing this EMS thing for three years already! Recertification is a pain in the ass, but itโ€™s necessary. And, if I may brag, I got a 95% on my written exam! Thatโ€™s worlds better than the 83% I got on my first one. Hereโ€™s to three more years, doing what I love! โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข #ems #emt #emslife #emtlife #nycems #calltheambulance #callthewambulance #goodexamgrade #oontz at New York, New York

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@mooretazzy

Nerve racking day doing filming at work. I'm not made for television. Back at it tomorrow. #filming #nervous #tv #worklife #stressy #stresshead #beige #callthewambulance

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@la_sweet_la

Iโ€™m really not one to make excuses. I used to, but I donโ€™t anymore. Iโ€™m at this place where I try to own my stuff even when it isnโ€™t fun or glam. But so many of us still hide behind excuses. โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขI donโ€™t have the money. โ€ขI have kids. โ€ขI work full time. โ€ขMy husband canโ€™t do bedtime alone. โ€ขI donโ€™t have child care. โ€ข โ€ข I call BS on ALLLL that mess and whatever else youโ€™ve been telling yourself. Seriously. We all have the same 168 hours in our week. โ€ข Yes, some of us have more responsibilities than others and we all have different support systems, but the truth is, when we want something badly enough we will do WHATEVER to MAKE. IT. HAPPEN. โ€ข Just yesterday I loaded my four kiddos into the car and took them with me while I taught a little class. I didnโ€™t have childcare and my husband was at work. I could have made excuses and not gone, but I wanted to make it work, so I did. It wasnโ€™t easy or glam, but it was important to me and to the girls I was working with. โ€ข So the next time youโ€™re feeling bad for yourself because you want this and that, remember that the only thing getting in your way is YOU... you just need to get creative. . . . . #truthbomb #noexcuses #momtrepreneur #quitcomplaining #stopwhining #makeithappen #callthewambulance #doyouwantsomecheese #withthatwhine

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@raychaos718

Waaaahhhhhh I offended somebody. No idea what the post was cause it was almost a year ago. Youโ€™re fucking lame. #kickrocks #lameo #callthewambulance #fuckyou #fuckyourfeelings

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@ghostbeauster

If I had to choose one photo to best represent my sister it would be this one. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ“ธ: @scuffie_ at Slow Pour Brewing Company

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@restinpiecestaxidermy

Nurse Sofiya @the.cool.room to the rescue! Another student with a tiny scalpel nic. There is no injury to big or small for the RIP Team ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’• #callthewambulance #RIPatient #naughtynurses

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@serahros

When you don't sunscreen your legs because you think the kayak covers more of your leg than it actually does. They're so painful ๐Ÿ˜ต I have to wear breeches tomorrow. I may die. #dramaqueen #thishasbeenanoverlydramaticdramatization #sunburn #southdakota #sdhassun #callthewambulance

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@marylewd

Hereโ€™s to feeling & looking like shit but sucking it up and going to work. ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค’ #adultingisstupid #wheresmysugardaddy #noonecaresstopwhining #igotthecooties #callthewambulance ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Happy Friday to everybody anyway ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’šโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹ #pmaalldayeveryday

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@alph930

FYI complaining wonโ€™t get you far with @katiekage15 ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ #crossfit #chickswholift #splitjerk #idontwanna #workinprogress #callthewambulance #isitvacationyet ๐Ÿน at CROSSFIT DYNAMIX

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@joncruztuck

Fanboying so hard over this #coolcat ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“ somebody gonna have to #callthewambulance because we made it to the 1stGrade #levelup #proudaddy

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@platosclosethonolulu

Sometimes you want to hand these out๐Ÿ˜ซ #butthurtmuch #callthewambulance #platosclosethonolulu at Plato's Closet Honolulu

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@macdonaldcheryl

this made me laugh to much #quotes #ouch #callthewambulance #doesitburn #ilikenapkins #truth

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@desertathlete

๐Ÿ˜ฌ #spartanbigbear Thats alot of hills and magically not alot of downhills.....๐Ÿค”

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@stsladventures

As I sit in the office today and Jeff is in the Reel Office. #deepseafishing #offshore #callthewambulance #cheesewiththatwhine #igottheblues #saltwaterblues at SouthTexas Salt Life Adventures

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@thwellness

There's nothing I can't stand more than losing something. I don't know where my travel pillow went but all I know is that I can't go on an overnight โœˆ๏ธ flight without one. . I also hate paying for something twice ๐Ÿ˜ญ . What are your travel must haves? ๐Ÿ”ธTiff at Kahului Airport

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@noelyost96

A couple EMS/fire commissions I did ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš’ #ems #CallTheWambulance #comission #fireservice #firstresponders #myart #commissionedart #tattoodesign

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@lopa4

Too sick to see anyone or go outside ๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿค’ Entertained by the little things #cookiesandcream & #chocolate #muffins #domesticatedgoddess ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™„ #bored #sick #callthewambulance at Kensington, New South Wales

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@gorgeous_you_bra_boutique

Misadventures while gardening = no skin left on knee ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ #epicfail #faroutthathurt #callthewambulance

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