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How can mom tell ME no?! #poutingpuppy #momfail #nofunfriday #bayareadoodles #doodlenation #crazydogmom

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Funny story... I took Kai’s “4month” pictures awhile back and realized after I was done I left out a letter in his middle name on the felt board 🤦🏼‍♀️ total mom brain/fail. Like how does that happen😂 I wasn’t going to post anything since he was 4 months on the 11th! But I said oh well who cares, the pictures are cute and I really wanted to document each monthly milestone so here we are... I even retook the pictures but had to include the #momfail ones too at the end there, so enjoy😁 . . . . . . #4monthsold #fourmonths #milestone #bigboy #babyboy #mombrain #newmom #boymom #instababy #babygram #babylove #littlebipsy #copperpearl

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Ice cream for dinner since he sobbed that I couldn’t make his Thanksgiving feast. 💔 . . . . #momfail #icecream #teacherlife

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The other day these two were happily playing outside when suddenly Gabe starts wail crying. I mean like wake-the-neighbors scream crying. I’m bracing myself for the long drawn-out story of who did what and who slugged who, certain that the usual litigation of Paw Patrol scooter property rights is coming. (One scooter has twisty handle bars from a nasty fall and the other still meanders down the road in a relatively straight line. So naturally it’s a thing we duke it out over on a daily basis.) . I hear Gabe stomp up to the screen door, sobbing his heart out the whole way. He gets to the door, stops dead in his tracks and says to no one in particular, “Oh, never mind.” He turns on his heel as quick as he’d come and scampers back off to play, NOT A TEAR IN HIS EYE. ⠀⠀ Oh, NEVER MIND??!!! Nothing is real. It’s all a show, folks. Someone get this kid some acting lessons. What’s a mom to do with all this drama?! ⠀⠀ . . . #momfail #4thchildprobs #parentingwoes #honestmom #stopdropandmom #thisismotherhood #momadvice #dailyparenting #documentingmotherhood #parenthood_unveiled #inbeautyandchaos #justmomlife #momsunite #ohheymamas #unitedinmotherhood #letthembelittle #babygabegrowsup #happilyeverhannon

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****Don't forget to put your art away when you're done if you have small chilren**** 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ . . . #420 #420life #420babes #710society #710 #hippielove #highlife #hippie #marijuana #maryjane #cannaqueenswashington #cannabiscommunity #cannababes #stonerart #stoner #stonerchick #onelove #wakenbake #smokesesh #washingtonartist #pencilart #momlife #momfail #artfail #sketch #sketchart

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I'm sure I come off like I'm good at ignoring my children's wiles most times. If not, you are astute: I'm terrible at not giving in some days. Especially when it comes to my youngest. She's my baby, she's sweet, and she's the only girl in this generation of cousins so far. To say she's spoiled is an understatement. I try not to give in most days, because I'll be damned if I raise a TOTAL diva, but sometimes you just gotta let them feel the love in the form of absolute, total acquiescence. Such is life, and such is parenthood. ⁠⠀ @thenyamproject⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ #spoiled #baby #babygirl #daughter #diva #motherhood #toddlerparents #parentsoftoddlers #cutekids #cutekid #storytellingmama #stopdropandmom #momaf #mombloggers #momfail #mynameismama #mommabear #herviewfromhome #thenyamproject #mumhumour #momhumor #momminainteasy #amotherslove #momconfessions #imweak #momcommunity #relatable

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This is what I continue to hear from happy clients after completing the sleepsense program. Don’t keep waiting for the magic day for your little ones to sleep better. Often they just need a little nudge in the right direction. The only thing you will regret is not doing it sooner! Only taking two more clients through the month of December. DM me for more information or to book your spot.

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Happy Friday, baby! Had a total mom fail and forgot today was Crazy Day at school. 🤦🏻‍♀️ At drop-off, my husband says he noticed the kiddo trying to rub the short hair on his head in hopes it would look like his classmate’s shaggy decorated mane. 🤔 Oh well! 🤷🏻‍♀️ Fortunately, I got a positive boost when orders for bulk bags of #JerkyChews came in early enough to ship them same day while my adorable sidekick napped. Now time for a nice walk outside to enjoy fresh air together. 🍂 Keep it real with laughter even when you didn’t live up to your expectations. Tomorrow is another day!✌🏻 #mybad #itsagooddayanyway . . . . . #momfail #crazyday #entrepreneur #boymom #smile #laugh #laughter #jerky #grassfed #tgif #lovemylife #bestjobever #paleo #wholefoodie #realfood #jerf #glutenfree #soyfree #nosugar #eatwell #behappy

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When you buy 3D to Frozen by mistake you roll with it. #hewantedtoseethefiremanmovie #momfail #frozenforlyfe #lovetobragg #grandmaisheretoo

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Sometimes I completely rock as a mom. I shower regularly. Have a clean house. Schedule dental appointments for everyone at the precise 6 month mark and generally get all of the things done with a smile. Fucking nailing it, man. Then there are times that I’m a complete, douchtastic failure. Like today, for instance. We barely made it out the door in time for school, I haven’t changed out of my pajamas yet (it’s 4pm) and my ass and my couch are BFF’s... out of sheer mental exhaustion. I did, however, manage to send the kindergartener to school in her cutest pajamas for her field trip to see Frozen 2... Except pajama day was for the upcoming Polar Express field trip NEXT MONTH. Shit. #momfail #momfailfriday #momlife #nailingit #justnottoday #givingmyselfgrace #fuck

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Somebody had his first cleaning (& x-rays) at the dentist today . Yes, I know he is 3 years old ... #momfail . BUT, in my defense, I have been semi-avoiding taking him to the dentist because we had a very traumatic experience when he was 18M after a chipped front tooth . To say that today’s appointment at @brushforkids was perfect wouldn’t even do it justice. This kids continues to amaze me — he sat perfectly for not only a floss and cleaning but X-rays too . If you’re looking for a local pediatric dentist, @brushforkids is the place 👆🏼 . [swipe to check out all the fun my goofball had] . . . #brushforkids #firstdentistappointment #brushpediatric #pediatricdentistry #pediatricdentist

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The one year I didn’t take the kiddo to get his flu shot and his entire 1st grade class comes down with it. Vaccinations work folks! #momfail #tamifluforall

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Christmas card sneak peek 😳

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My MOM Fail Today: I was in my store and had forgot to bring pull ups on our quick trip to Hochatown (where Gabriel Clothing and Gift is located) which a rural-ish area and there wasn’t a close store to grab any. I had just bought these super cute Pj Mask undies for my son from target a few weeks ago (yes, still in my car ) so I improvised 🤣 we made it back home( about an hour drive) with no accidents! Woo hoo. Potty training is starting. Ready or not haha #momlife #workingmoms #girlboss #momfail #momwin #hochatown

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Hello, it’s me. Worlds best threat-thrower. . . If you think this is funny, you should see what else @mommymemejeans has to offer!

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PSA adding fractions is SUPER important when baking. Make sure #mombrain doesn't hit when you're baking a double batch of cookies 🤣 #momfail #ididntaddenoughsugar

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Almost a #momfail but I made it... what a day! Proud of Oliver and his classmates, they worked so hard on their Thanksgiving Day Feast. #taketwoonthispost #thankful #momlife #feast #pilgrimsandindians #proudmama #sleepybutgrateful

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