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I don’t have a worst enemy, but if I did I would send my kids over to their house and have them open up all of their cereal boxes as payback for whatever they had done to me. Here’s a completed bathroom that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @david_a_land styling: @elizabethdemos at Naples, Florida
Jack spent some time this week pondering if you baked cookie dough would it turn into a delicious cookie, while Henry wondered if you hate Chinese food does that also mean you hate China... Meanwhile I’m up north working with @bobchristiandecorativeart on what is about to be one of my favorite rooms we’ve done. at Westport, Connecticut
Update from Henry’s recent play date... He had a good time, but every time his friend toots he has to poop...so a lot of downtime. Here is a completed bedroom that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @maxkimbee styling: @heatherchadduck at Jacksonville, Florida
The odds say an adult without trying should insert the credit card the wrong way at the gas pump 50 percent of the time. With trying I manage to put it in the wrong way at least 80 percent of the time and it has now become my specialty. Here is a completed living room that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @david_a_land styling: @lizstrongstyle at Ponte Vedra, Florida
The only thing worse than a “Dry January” is having a neighbor participating in it and coming over and giving us updates on a puzzle she has been working on in her new found free time for the entire month. Here is a completed closet that thankfully has nothing to do with anything above... PS... If anyone wants to update somebody on a puzzle they have been putting together for 18 days please make sure that person is not me. 📷: @davidtsay styling: @lizstrongstyle at Jacksonville, Florida
Jack spent some time questioning last night why they don’t rename Mountain Dew “Lemony Sprite” while Henry wondered if there was a need for both Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb In the marketplace. Here is a completed bathroom that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @laureywglenn styling: @elizabethdemos (sources tagged) at Jacksonville, Florida
Taking a much needed rest on today’s shoot at Hoover Plantation in my new lion outfit and trying on this @urbanelectricco pendant as my new hat with @ericpiasecki and @elizabethdemos . at Tillman, South Carolina
I felt compelled to ask the girl at the front desk of our hotel named Raven if she was the same girl from the show “That’s so Raven.” Obviously she was not, but I also made a mental note to start using that phrase more in my daily life as well. Here is an in progress dining room back home that has nothing to do with anything above. at Jacksonville, Florida
One thing I miss being on the road at shoots is that I don’t have the opportunity to be woken up from a nice weekend nap by a six year old in a Darth Vader costume singing “Old McDonald Had a Farm” bedside... With that said I do get to shoot rooms with wool flannel walls which is probably just as fun as we prep for tomorrow’s shoot with @ericpiasecki and @elizabethdemos at Tillman, South Carolina
Update on my New Year’s Resolution to not sing “A Whole New World” as loud as I can when it comes on Kidz Bop in the car... It lasted 12 days and is now over. Here is a completed bedroom from this month’s story with Luxe Naples that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @david_a_land styling: @elizabethdemos at Naples, Florida
Henry spent some time last weekend at his play date “lifting weights” with a friend which basically consisted of them lifting kitchen chairs or bar stools one inch off the ground and moving on to the next... Meanwhile Jack told anyone that would listen that he and his friend on the same play date have been best friends since before they were born. Here is the powder room from this month’s Luxe Magazine that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @david_a_land styling: @elizabethdemos (sources tagged) at Naples, Florida
In design there are some jobs you really want to get finished and some jobs you wish would never end. I had a great time working on this project with my fave partner in crime (design crimes at least) @kelsgahan on this project in Naples for an amazing family. So fun to see it in the latest issue of Luxe Magazine (Naples Edition). 📷: @david_a_land styling: @elizabethdemos at Naples, Florida
I’m not trying to claim I’m eating healthier than the next guy, but I do plan on publicly telling as many people as possible that I dropped my phone into a bowl of quinoa and spent some time last night cleaning it off. I will make sure to say the word “quinoa” three to four times while describing the incident. Here is a completed outdoor kitchen and bar that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @davidtsay styling: @lizstrongstyle at Jacksonville, Florida
I just adopted a new policy that if someone drives in front of me with their turn signal on without turning for more than a minute than I get in front of them and drive with the same turn signal on without turning for as long as possible. My wife loved it on a recent road trip. Here is a detail shot from Magnolia House that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @maxkimbee at Jacksonville, Florida
While we are not currently planning a new house Henry had only two requests for when we do. All he wants is one room that can be a science lab and another area carved out that can be a McDonald’s. We are keeping both ideas in the file for future planning. Here is a completed game room with window covering fabric by the amazing @heatherchadduck that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @laureywglenn styling: @elizabethdemos at Jacksonville, Florida
Is it still ok for a forty year old man to keep Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” on their regular jogging playlist? Asking for a close friend. Here is a completed closet, unrelated. 📷: @laureywglenn styling: @elizabethdemos at Jacksonville, Florida
Henry spent some time wondering if a girl kissed him on the arm does that mean she’s officially his girlfriend, while Jack pondered if “What the flip” is a bad word. Here is a nook I did in the new @southernlivingmag that has nothing to do with anything above. 📷: @lucasallenphoto styling: @heatherchadduck (Sources tagged that I can remember) at Chapel Hill, North Carolina
I stepped on three entire desserts while on a quick walk in Coral Gables today (see stories) while me and my trusty sidekick @lindseyahb are down here working on a project, but I also got to see this cool building. Even though I have no idea what it is I’m posting it anyway and hoping for some help. at Coral Gables - Miracle Mile
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