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You ever seen someone sad on a jet ski? I haven't. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I am a percussion maintenance specialist.

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So it turns out domestic violence doesnt mean fighting people at the airport. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Big happy 21st birthday to my brother @jewlius.t from myself and the @seishin_build team!!

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Please dont eat me. I need to take photos. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🥚: @bxbychar

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PLEASE use a condom on valentines day. There are too many scorpios in the world. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🍾: @dani.ee

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A bowl cut is just 360 degree bangs. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🙊: @thaoranasaurous

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I hate when I turn on the car in the morning and the music is blarring from the inconsiderate party animal I was last night.

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Some asshole fish crawled out of the water some 35 millions years ago and thanks to him we now have staff meetings.

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I imagine being a seagull is pretty rad because it's endless fries and permission to scream whenever you want.

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Day 53 without sex: I went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my ass. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 👓: @luci_fang

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Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over and he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 💃: @lisaa_ho

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Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🍕: @melissagrace.x

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Hotter than Satan's toe nails. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 👘: @bxbychar

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Dont forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you're basically a house plant with complicated emotions.

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If you all think about it, Batman has been letting a clown with red fenty lipstick terrorise his city for 30+ years now. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 👓: @dani.ee

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How are kids fucking beasts at easter egg hunts but struggle to all hell at finding their shoes before school?

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When a short person waves at you, its called a microwave. :D

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When you clean out the vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.

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Well, another day has passed, and I didn't use algebra. at Vivid 2018 : Festival of Light

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I dont always roll a joint but when I do, it's my ankle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🚗⛵: @its.maikool & @mrcalgee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ☠️:@jewlius.t @seishin_build ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ANDDDDD happy birthday @luci_fang!!

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