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Jessy

Licensed massage therapist. I'm the notorious, "the book was better" girl. Nerdy wife ๐Ÿ’‘

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When the sky makes a relatable face ๐Ÿ˜‚ #sky #clouds #perturbed

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I'm obsessed with my magnetic eyelash extensions! #eyelashes #magneticeyelashes #magneticeyelashextensions #blueeyes #selfie #lashes

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This is her "I'm definitely laying this close because I love you and it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you have pizza" look. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #papillon #Phantom #dog #puppy #dogsofinstagram #puppylove #begging #cuteness #cutenessoverload

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My new makeup mirror ๐Ÿ’€ #makeup #skeleton #skeletonhand #hand #mirror #skeletonmirror

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Current mood: grumpy asshole in a blanket burrito. It's cold and my wrist has been hurting all day. ๐Ÿ˜’ #grumpy #grumpyasshole #blanketburrito #purplehair #blueeyes #selfie

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This is why she has like 5 million of these little lamb chop toys in varying colors, because she's so god dang cute! โค #dogsofinstagram #puppy #papillon #Phantom #foreverapuppy #cuteness #lambchop #adorable

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Almost 6 months difference between the left and the right (both of these photos are WITHOUT my waist trainer) #gym #gymselfie #beforeandafter #fitnessjourney #fitspiration #progressnotperfection

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A large chunk of the books I've won from goodreads giveaways. I finally cleared them from my parents house. Another reason why my to read list is ever expanding ๐Ÿค— #books #goodreads #evergrowinglibrary #toread

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At least ab workouts let me lay down and rest my bones in between. (Also, forgot to take off my makeup, so... flawless :p) #gym #gymselfie #selfie #progressnotperfection #sweat #whenindoubtworkitout #blueeyes #layingdownonthejob

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After work meeting had me like a couch burrito. #selfie #nap #couchburrito #blanket #napqueen

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For national dog day, I'll share two photos of my girl. The first was in 2008 when I first brought her home and the bottom is a current one. #nationaldogday #dog #dogsofinstagram #papillon #Phantom #puppy #cuteness

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Be on the lookout for this floating circus after the eclipse and if you see the Pegasus in your dreams, don't tell anyone. (I hope there are at least a couple people on my list that get the reference ;)) #darkmooncircus #eclipse #eclipse2017 #pegasus #protectyourdreams

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Hopefully, she'll get to go home soon. #hospital #hospitalmask #meandmymomma

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