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Six month old beardie babe just trying to make his way. I'm a BOY! My gonads finally appeared. Twitter: @PretzelScales

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He's been home for five minutes and already I'm ready to nap on him. β™₯️🐊😴 at Austin, Texas

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I'ma take a little nap here. I guess we can hold hands... πŸ˜΄πŸ– at Austin, Texas

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If I have to take a bath, this guy is coming with me. πŸ’¦πŸ’€ at Austin, Texas

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You go, I stay. πŸ”₯🐊πŸ”₯ at Austin, Texas

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We keep falling asleep! Ooops! πŸ€­πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄ at Austin, Texas

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No, I'm not pretzel. I am couch. Yes, I don't know this Pretzel you speak of. πŸ—£πŸ€­βœŒοΈ at Austin, Texas

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I hope ol' Santy-Claws doesn't forget my stocking! It needs stuffing! πŸŽ„β™₯️ at Austin, Texas

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I am a turd machine! I'm pushing dough out, finally! πŸ™ŒπŸ’©πŸ€­ at Austin, Texas

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So we think we had our first bout of impaction with Pretzel. We ask if anyone would like to share their stories of beardie impaction and/or constipation. πŸ’©πŸ™Œ ------------------------------- See comments for more. at Austin, Texas

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Did you take the picture? Does it look like I'm eating the stocking? πŸ˜‚πŸ΄πŸ§¦ at Austin, Texas

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How do I go about asking for a spa day? I'm flaking up like a biscuit. πŸ™ˆπŸžπŸ’¦ at Austin, Texas

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Guys! Great news!πŸ™Œ My roommates made two batches of tamales! 🀭They're so stoked --wait! What are tamales? 🀨 at Austin, Texas

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Did someone order a short stack of pancakes? πŸ₯žπŸ΄I'm spreading out here! πŸ™ƒ at Austin, Texas

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Is this blankie for me? 😍 Oh, it's not. Well, it would be a shame if someone POOPED on it. πŸ™ƒπŸ’© at Austin, Texas

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Yes? Can I help you? 🀨 Can't you see I'm on the phone with Bert & Ernie? They need relationship advice. πŸ“±πŸ“ΆπŸ’” at Austin, Texas

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REPTI-PSA: Eat breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day next to second-breakfast! πŸ›πŸŠβ™₯️ at Austin, Texas

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Put the phone down and let's go play in the snow! β„οΈπŸŠ I WANNA CRONCH ALL THE SNOWS! 😏🌨 at Austin, Texas

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Excuse me! Some privacy please. πŸ”₯β™₯️πŸ”₯ at Austin, Texas

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